Fortnite Season 6 Boob Update
With the recent season 6 update came some notable boob physics attache dto the new calamity cowgirl skin. Her boobs become especially jiggly when she’s doing the “jubilation” emote dance. Personally, I think this is ridiculous and Epic Games should be allowed to put boobs in their game. #MakeFortniteBoobsAgain. Now obviously, no one at Epic Games thought this was an issue but the media went ahead and had a frenzy with it. It was so bad that Epic had to come through with a written apology about the astrocity they created by adding a little boob physics to the game.
Originally it seems a video of the boobs was posted on Tiwtter by “FaZe Agony”. A spokesperson from Epic later responded: “This is unintended, embarrassing, and it was careless for us to let this ship,”. Let’s take a second to enjoy the fortnite boobs in action:
As you can see, the movement is hardly noticeable, if not realistic. We should all get on twitter and petition Epic to add the boobs back. #MakeFortniteBoobsAgain. I’m serious. It’s a very grave issue for the community. Epic is too afraid bring lewd girls to fortnite. This is utterly unacceptable. At the moment, the Fortnite community is being utterly dominated by Overwatch with their superior girls. Fortnite cannot sustain its top spot in gaming with behavior like this. The developers at Epic should have the freedom to express their creativity whichever way they like.
Part of the popularity and widespread of the appeal of the game comes in fact from the widerange of hilarious dances the game features. Everyone knows them. Everyone does them. What’s wrong with enhancing the look and performance of these dances with realistic movements? I see no problem, and neither should you. But in the end, this shouldn’t even be a story at all. No one should be wasting time writing or reading about this nonsense. At its core, Fortnite is a battle royal video game, and a damn good one. The movements of one character during one dance should not be a news story!